I Asked Myself, And Myself Said This

Canadian Press via Yahoo:

"You've got to ask yourself, why can't the opposition wait eight weeks for the election call."

I did just that - asked myself - and, after much painful thinking (thinking is painful to Ontarians, I admit it), here is the answer I came up with:

because that gives you power-hungry, lying, hypocritical thieves 8 more weeks of access to our wealth.