David and Goliath Share an After Dinner Port and Cigar at the Club

Hold on avid readers, this will require you to think...

The problem with Canada is....

Not enough people competing for the riches. That's right, it's just a fusty old boy's club, in comfy old chairs with port and cigars, dividing up the spoils while the little people sweat it out.

We're just too small. Not a large enough population to support gladiator-style battling of tycoons.

Just my opinion. It explains everything.