"I am Criminal" (beer ad)

For an outsider looking in, Canada must look like it's been hit with a anti-sense bomb. To relieve the ennui of the long, dark, northern winter, we have been busy touching up the charming Canadian lexicon, to wit: we have inverted the meaning of the word 'criminal'.

Non-criminal: member of political party taking kickbacks from rigged advertisement contracts.

Criminal: oppressed Canadian citizen wanting to own and listen to a satellite radio.

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