Saturday, November 26, 2005

"The Mike" 2006 Election Chapeau Liner

Liberal campaign workers have taken time off from their day jobs running the MSM in Canada to develop their latest scheme to protect the Party's foothold in "vote rich" Ontario.

Laboratory tests on the model shown ("The Mike Pearson") below indicate that 99.9% of Conservative Party "Organized Crime" allegations are unable to penetrate the Faraday-effect toque liner illustrated below.

Sources close to the project revealed that debate within the campaign "door to door winter garb" committee raged over whether the unusual shape would convince Ontario voters that their Liberal candidates were in possession of unsually large craniums, or might be mistaken for headpieces similar to those worn by the actors seen in in recent software advertisements.